THE COLONEL
By Alanna Nash
Simon & Schuster, $25
Public interest in "Colonel" Tom Parker
has been akin to the public's attention to,
say, the rats that carried the bubonic
plague to Europe. Typically, a focus on
vermin has more to do with their impact on
others rather than with the rats themselves.
Similarly, Parker's impact was primarily on
his most famous client, Elvis Presley, whose
career and life he helped shape from 1956
until Elvis' death in 1977.
Was the Colonel a self-promoting hustler
who saw Elvis only as an all-you-can-eat
meal ticket, or was he a shrewd businessman
who saved Elvis from the pop-culture boneyard
and made him an American icon?
Music journalist Alanna Nash has produced
the first major book to focus on Parker
rather than Presley, and it provides the
most industrious research to date on the
former's mysterious youth in Holland, his
scuffling years in American carnivals and
his often questionable stewardship of the
king of rock 'n' roll.
The book's extensive quotes provide
valuable insight into how people who were
there viewed the rise and fall of the entire
Presley/Parker drama.
Yet in the end, Nash comes to much the
same conclusion as previous writers and
commentators. Where Elvis is concerned, she
suggests, the Colonel was pretty much a
swine, taking an unconscionable cut of his
income, lashing him to a series of silly,
demeaning movies and most appalling of all,
doing nothing while Elvis, for all practical
purposes, killed himself. In fact, she
suggests, Parker saw advantages in Elvis
being dead. Deceased, Elvis couldn't carry
out his threat to change managers, and a
dead Elvis would be a lot easier to
capitalize on than the drug-addled live one.
At the same time, "The Colonel" isn't
simply an indictment. It notes that Parker
was good to many people, friends and
charities. He was good to his wife, he had a
sense of humor, and he knew marketing and
deals, though he often wasn't as shrewd as
he thought.
The enduring image of Nash's Colonel,
though, isn't the triumphant hustler. It's a
guy who spent much of his life losing a
fortune at casino tables and slot machines.
He earned well over $100 million, she notes,
and died with less than $1 million.
In tracing how he got there, Nash
connects a lot of dots. But at many critical
junctures, Parker still slips away, forcing
her into speculation that makes "The
Colonel" sound more lurid than the hard
information supports.
It also doesn't help that she paints
Elvis as miserable almost from the moment
he became famous. This characterization
makes it easier to portray Parker as a
perpetrator and an enabler, but other Elvis
biographers have argued convincingly that
Elvis' life was more nuanced and often
happier.
Nash ultimately builds much of her
portrait on the premise that Parker fled
Holland in 1929 because he had killed a
woman. That would explain his lifelong
evasiveness and his fear of anything like
overseas travel that might cause the
government to look into his life.
But did he do it? We'll probably never
know. It's possible Parker was secretive and
evasive just because that's how he figured
he could win the game. Maybe he was an
instinctive chameleon - charming and
churlish, nasty and nice.
By book's end, the Colonel has become
pretty much the guy we suspected he was at
the beginning. If you think he drove the
Elvis train, he's a critical figure. If you
think he was along for the ride, he's a
curiosity.
Originally published on July 13, 2003