NASHVILLE SKYLINE: The
Carny and the King
Chet Flippo
NASHVILLE SKYLINE is a column by CMT/CMT.com
Editorial Director Chet Flippo.)
The man who called himself Colonel Tom Parker
will go down in history as one of the biggest
flim-flam men of all time. The man who made
Elvis Presley
a household name also transformed himself
from an illegal alien with a shadowy, perhaps
murderous past into one of the best-known
managers and manipulators ever in show
business.
Glimpses of his mysterious past and his
secretive dealings have emerged in dribs and
drabs over the years, but the most thorough
story to date about “Colonel Tom” is recounted
in the new book The Colonel: The
Extraordinary Story of Colonel Tom Parker and
Elvis Presley (Simon & Schuster). Author
Alanna Nash spent years unearthing details
about Parker’s past and his dealings with and
on behalf of Presley.
He was born Andreas van Kuijk in Breda,
Holland in 1909. He went to work for circuses
and carnivals as a child. He disappeared in
May of 1929, leaving all his possessions
behind. He would soon pop up in America as an
illegal alien -- a carny worker known as Tom
Parker. Another event happened in Breda in May
of 1929. A young woman that Andreas van Kuijk
knew was murdered. Nash presents an extensive
circumstantial case pointing to him as the
murderer.
Parker jumped from the carny world into
country music by an unlikely liaison with Roy
Acuff. Parker’s show business life was waning
as World War II loomed and he got a job as
dogcatcher in Tampa. He was hosting
fundraisers for the Humane Society and had
heard that hillbilly singers were a big draw.
He booked Roy Acuff and Minnie Pearl into
Tampa and -- seeing the great audience
response -- tried to become Acuff’s manager.
Acuff refused but allowed Parker to book dates
he still had open and to market his new Roy
Acuff Flour in Florida. Acuff also gave Parker
a word of advice: he should try to sign on as
manager for the young, up-and-coming singer
Eddy Arnold. Parker meanwhile began traveling
more and more to Nashville and was booking
Ernest Tubb dates, even doing comedy routines
during Tubb’s shows.
He also signed on as advance man for a WSM
Radio tour featuring Opry stars Jamup and
Honey, Uncle Dave Macon, Minnie Pearl and
Arnold. He finally convinced Arnold to name
him his manager in 1945. Parker took 25
percent of Arnold’s income and Arnold was
expected to cover all expenses. During that
time, Parker got an aide to Louisiana Gov.
Jimmie Davis to have him made an “official”
Louisiana Colonel and began insisting that he
be addressed as “Colonel.”
Arnold fired Parker when he learned that
Parker -- supposed to be representing him
exclusively -- had been working with country
singer Hank Snow on the side. It was later as
Snow’s representative that Parker got his
hands on Elvis. As an agent for Hank Snow
Attractions, Parker went to see Gladys Presley
to sign her son to a management deal with
Snow’s company. Snow had already persuaded her
to do so. But Parker carried two contracts
with him and the one he got Gladys to sign
bound Elvis over to Parker as “sole and
exclusive Advisor, Personal Representative and
Manager in any and all fields of public and
private entertainment.”
Parker’s early years with Elvis -- 1955-58 or
so -- were a rollercoaster to the top, and
there’s little doubt that Parker was pivotal
in that leap to superstardom. Then Elvis was
drafted and went into the Army. It was the
career after Elvis returned from the Army that
became a circus of highs and lows. You know
the outline: Parker takes 50 percent (plus
outside charges and fees and secret deals) of
Elvis’ income as manager. Elvis wastes his
talent in Vegas shows and mindless movies,
finally becoming a drugged-out caricature of
himself. He never toured outside the U.S.
because Parker knew that without papers he
(Parker) could never re-enter the country.
That was one reason he convinced Elvis to get
the IRS to calculate his tax return every year
-- as did Parker -- to try to evade government
scrutiny. “I love to pay taxes,” Parker said.
“I know when I’m paying taxes I’m making
money.” Even when he could have sought U.S.
citizenship -- after serving in the U.S.
military and forfeiting his Dutch citizenship
-- Parker did not do so.
Parker had -- and still has -- his defenders,
who claim that Presley likely would never have
achieved his massive fame and success without
Parker’s unrelenting drive. Parker -- perhaps
unwittingly -- forged some of the hallmarks of
celebrity management: no interviews, money up
front, total media control, spin, building an
audience region by region, clever use of
advance forces to build audience interest, and
massive concert merchandising.
Parker, who claimed he knew of no drug use by
Elvis, flew not to Memphis when he heard about
Elvis’ death in 1977, but to New York City. To
work on Elvis product deals. He finally showed
up at Elvis’ funeral, wearing a Hawaiian shirt
and baseball cap, and never once looked at the
casket.
Elvis’ father, Vernon Presley, believed that
Elvis had been murdered, says Nash, either by
Parker or by a member of the entourage.
(Parker later produced an agreement,
purportedly signed by Vernon, authorizing
Parker to continue as manager even in Elvis’
death.) At the time of Elvis’ death, Elvis had
been looking to find another manager and felt
saddled by Parker’s massive gambling debts.
Vernon, who sought a private autopsy and
investigation of the death, died in 1979
without ever saying anything publicly, one way
or the other, about his suspicions.
Parker continued making his money off Elvis
for many years after Elvis’ death. When the
threads began to come off his deals and RCA
Records sued him in 1982, he finally revealed
in court who he was, saying, “… the Court
lacks jurisdiction … since I am not a citizen
of the United States or any foreign country.”
Nash quotes Parker as telling Variety,
“Yes, I am a man without a country.” That’s
the way he died, old and sick in 1997. Of the
estimated $100 million he had made from Elvis,
he left less than $1 million in memorabilia,
savings bonds and securities. The rest he had
gambled away.